Friday, July 03, 2009

Why !

Why is it every time it is me, who apologize to clients?
- When it's so fuckin obvious it's not my fault !

Why is it me, waiting for you?
- When it's so fuckin obvious that I can leave you.

Why is it me, settle all the shits by myself always?
- When it's so fuckin obvious that no one informed me about what has finish or what hasn't.


ROARS !

Miss Anna. Hui WANT TO RANT !

Scenario 1 - 9PM @ Gemini Creation

9PM - Boss Called "Tomorrow my mom is going to collect 10 big basket and 20 small basket from the shop. Please take it out standby"

Me : Ok. Then I asked May.
Me to May : May, take out the basket.

She was searching, out of no where, she said her big basket LOST !

How the hell basket can hilang? Macibai, who on earth want to steal the basket.

So I asked Shane.

Shane said " Huh? The white basket hah? Already give her mom last week. You all don't know meh?"

Me : How on earth we're supposed to know? Don't you think you should informed us when her mom get basket from shop? And there's not enough to hand in this week? Don't you think you should ask us to get more or ask from her mom to get more basket to be wrapped?

Shane : Huh, how I know.. I thought Jasmine will tell you all. (SEE ! Pushing responsibility)

(SO PISS SO FUCK-ed UP!. The fucked up basket is in storage. The only people who got access to the storage is me, boss and boss's mom).

I call the boss's mom

Me : Hie Aunt. Juaynna here, we don't know that you came and took the big basket last week. We got nothing for tomorrow. Can you please send the basket here , we'll do it asap.

Aunt : No. I don't want go to storage. You guys settle yourself.

Me : (MA LEH ! CCB !!! in heart) Ok ok, nevermind. I'll think of a way. (SOFT AND TENDER)

Hang the call ..

Tuuutt Tuttt Tuuutt ! Tuttt nia lin.

1. I've to be in the shop, cause Shane, the new girl, really know nothing.. Who to blame? She's still new !

2. If I don't fucking take the basket it means I'm going to do it all by myself without getting pay.
Why? Because I punch my card out, and stuck myself in the storage and do. Sound so fucked up.

End up.. after work.. as usual. Fetch Shane and SKII back, I went to the storage.

And start doing the fucked up basket.
Until 2AM.
WHO TO BLAME?
WHY I've to stucked myself to do all this fucked up shit things !
Because promise is a promise. Promise to deliver ! Promise 10 big basket. ROARS!


Scenario 2: A customer sending 1 dozen of roses to the gf.

Customer : I want it to be send at 12.30PM. You sure you can do it?
Me : Yes. No problem sir. Our delivery man will probably arrive there at 12.00pm-12.30pm. So I'm sure your girl would be surprised.
Customer : Ok ! Give me your number so that I can contact you.
Me : 016 226 **** sir. Have a nice day. Good night. :) :) :) *LOts of smile !*

I called our delivery guy. Everything settle.

This afternoon the customer called me.

Kent : Hi Anna, May I know has the flower been delivered?
Anna : Er.. I'm sure it is. Cause this morning when I called them, they said the delivery man is going to collect at 11AM ++. So I think it's already arrive. Your girl never contacted you yet?
Kent : Ya never ... So I assume she haven't receive the bouquet. Can you check for me whether it has been safely delivered or not?
Anna : Ok. I'll give you a call after I've check.

Me call to the shop

Anna : May, have the flower sent out yet?
May : Yes. Already but got 2. One to Seksyen 13.
Anna : WTF? I already stated in the D/O that the 1dozen must be send before 12.30PM. Ah Zhai (delivery man) already knew that. How can you guys do things like that? How to explain to customer?
May : Haven't get meh? He go at twelve. But he will go Seksyen 14 first.
Anna : (Wait, in my heart, 13 or 14? Fuck you. You don't even know its 13 or 14). Huh/ What is the time now? Customer called. The girl haven't receive the bouquet. Now what to do? Who the hell want to explain? Who the hell want to call the customer? Ma hem, I already stated there, can't you guys see it? Why everytime like that?
May : Har.. Then how...

Mak leh ! Everytime ask me then how then how, use brain lar. Macibai
Brain for fuck one ar
Mahemx

Then I msg-ed the customer

Anna sms
"Dear Kent, I'm so so sorry. The flower has already arrived safely. Your girl knew about it. But its true our delivery guy was late for 2o minutes from the time you set. I apologize for this. Please don't be angry. They're facing two delivery at the same time. Hope your girl would be happy to see the bouquet. Sorry again".

Kent reply
"Ok. As long as reach her then you are forgiven. Haha :) keep me update once she received. TQ"
(Personal opinion, This Kent sound so dominant :P)

Anna sms
"I think she will update you once she saw it. So so sorry to disappoint you :("

The end.

So who the fuck what the fuck, why the fuck.

ROARSS !!!

Sex

It makes you feel damn good.

Especially when you satisfied your partner / the one you're doing it.

Especially you know that they enjoy it very much.

Especially when you know they'll come back for you again.

Especially when they gives you rating end of the game.

Especially when they ejaculate/ cum/ shoot/ whatever terms you name it.

WTF!

ROARS!

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Apple




Dear Apple,

You're so sweet...

so - Juicy...

so the - Crunchy

and so the - Yummy

BUT

How much you worth ?

***************************


Yada-yada-yada !

Mom called today.

Mom : How much you buy your apple?
Me : RM9.50 for 8.
Mom : *SHOUT very LOUD* WAAAA , why your apple so expensive one. I buy the big big big one hah, only RM5 for 10 leh ! Why your apple so mahal... Got gold ah...
Me : My apple very juicy very sweet very crunchy one wor.. Expensive meh ? O_O
Mom : Aiyo.. I know lah, your shop need rental. Thats why apple so expensive. I go pasar malam buy for you. BIG BIG one...
Me : You so free to come PJ ar?
Mom : Friday I see you ... I bring BIG APPLE for you :D


Mahal keh? RM9.50 for 8 Apples?

How much you usually buy yours?

LOLS

Friday, June 26, 2009

Dumbass!

Ya know what,
I've realized so many bull-shitter out there nowadays.

1. They always say "Dare to post blog, dare to accept comment-lah".
My answer will be "Yes, I'm a generous giver and a great receiver BUT what are you?"
Dare to comment but being afraid to expose own identity. You're biting your own ass!

2. They critics / comment / or even discriminate the blog owner.
My answer - I got rights to delete your comment, but I won't do it. Cause by doing it, it flunk my seconds away.

3. You don't get to piss-ed me :P
My answer - If you can read Cantonese .. I'm "Si Wan Gou"... Basically I can't read what ghost is posting/ commenting :P... Only "Si Wan Tai" ppl can read it. *evil grins*

4. I'm so free now, I got nothing to do... therefore I blog about the "uninvited ghost commenter"

5. Ciaoz. . . Will post about my new place very soon.
*Jeng Jeng Jeng*

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bet

I placed a big bet on football match.

I lost no money

but

I've lost friends.
I've lost trust.
I've lost believe.
I've lost faith.
I've lost a lovely house.
I've lost a place where I use to go after my work.
I've lost the comfort.
I've lost sense.
I've lost a lots of tears.
I've lost a lot of hairs.
I've lost a big amount of time.
I've lost lots of car petrol.
I've lost lots energy.

BUT

I've do myself PROUD.

I've learned to be even more mature than what I am.
I've learned that seeing is believing.
I've learned to not argue over small problem.
I've learned to see every problem from every single situation and every angle.
I've learned to work independently.
I've learned to stand on my own.

I've earn another level of patience skill.
I've earn also another level of tolerating skill.
I've earn again another respecting skill.
I've earn what's the feeling being disappointed so that I won't disappoint others.
I've earn another path / phase / stage of life.
I've earn fame by my own.

Cause from the very beginning, I did nothing wrong.

Tomorrow is definitely a new day for everything.

P/S : I just want peace in my life.